NFC Hierarchy/Obituary: Week 15 | PhillyVoice
Week 14 of the NFL season is in the books, and for the better part of the day, we sat by a lot of blowouts, some of which became competitive late. For Eagles fans, it was a stress-free weekend of football with the Birds on their bye.
We have one new obituary this week, the Carolina Panthers.
Remember when the Panthers got out to a 3-0 start and Sam Darnold was all the rage? Looking back, my favorite hot take at the time came via ESPN’s Rob Ninkovich, who said Darnold “could be an MVP player in the future.” Lol.
After that 3-0 start, Darnold proceeded to complete 54.8 percent of his passes at 5.5 yards per attempt, 4 TDs, 10 INTs, 16 sacks, and a QB rating of 56.5 over his next six games, before injuring his shoulder and landing on IR.
In case you forgot, the Panthers traded away the following to get Darnold:
- A sixth-round pick in 2021.
- A second-round pick in 2022.
- A fourth-round pick in 2022.
Oh, and because the Panthers exercised Darnold’s fifth-year option this offseason after making that trade, he nevertheless has a fully guaranteed $18,585,000 coming to him from the Panthers in 2022.
Imagine being Matt Rhule (who has final say on list decisions) and looking at this crap list and thinking, “We’re just a sub-average quarterback away from really making some noise. Let’s trade three picks for Sam Darnold and guarantee him a boatload of money.” Was there a worse offseason acquisition in the NFL?
Beyond the insane decision to trade for Darnold, the Panthers also traded picks for cornerbacks C.J. Henderson and Stephon Gilmore, followed by the signing of Cam Newton for their stretch run. As a consequence, they don’t have second- or third-round picks in the 2022 NFL Draft. This is why you don’t give head coaches final say, by the way. (See: Chip Kelly’s drunken 2015 spending spree.)
Carolina is also paying for past mistakes during former regimes. For years they overworked their best player, Christian McCaffrey, during seasons when it was clear that they weren’t anything remotely close to Super Bowl contenders. The Panthers allowed McCaffrey to rack up 729 touches from 2018-2019, with 403 touches in 2019 during a 5-11 season, aaaaand, yada yada yada, when the 2021 season concludes, McCaffrey will have missed 22 of 32 games over the last two seasons. Oh, and he’s the highest paid running back in the NFL, with an average annual value of over $16 million.
by their first 13 games, the Panthers have only played three teams with winning records, and 10 teams with losing records. They lost six of those games against teams with losing records. The only “good” team they beat was the Cardinals, who were without Kyler Murray and DeAndre Hopkins.
The Panthers fired offensive coordinator Joe Brady, a guy who had gotten head coaching interview during the 2021 coaching cycle, and Rhule is now maybe planning on running a two-QB offense with Cam Newton and P.J. Walker the rest of the season.
This franchise has no idea what they’re doing.
10) Falcons (6-7): If the Falcons lose in San Francisco Week 15, we’ll kill them off, so I’ll save my best vitriol for them until next week.
Last week: 11
9) Saints (6-7): Taysom Hill isn’t a legit NFL quarterback, but if he’s nevertheless obtainable in your fantasy league just ahead of your league’s playoffs, go pick him up.
Last week: 9
8) Vikings (6-7): Week 14 was complete of games in which teams almost lost games that they had seemingly wrapped up.
- The Vikings were up 29-0 over Pittsburgh, and the Steelers almost sent it to overtime.
- The Browns were up 24-3 over Baltimore, and the Ravens had 1st and 10 from their own 41 with 1:15 to go and chance to get into field goal range for the win.
- The Cowboys were up 24-0 over Washington, and the Football Team had the ball with a chance to tie it near the end of regulation.
- The 49ers were up 20-6 over Cincinnati in the fourth quarter, and the Benglas forced overtime.
- The Buccaneers were up 24-3 over Buffalo, and the Bills forced overtime.
They all escaped with wins.
Last week: 8
7) Eagles (6-7): The Washington Football Team lost four starters — QB Taylor Heinicke (knee), WR Terry McLaurin (concussion), LT Charles Leno (back), and C Tyler Larsen (Achilles) — to injuries against the Cowboys. None of them returned to the game. Heinicke is reportedly expected to play on Sunday, but he may not be 100 percent.
The Football Team also has nine players on the COVID list, including Montez Sweat and Jonathan Allen, in addition to a slew of important players on injured save, such as Ryan Fitzpatrick, Chase Young, Logan Thomas, and Chase Roullier (starting center).
In their Week 16 game down the road, they’ll likely get to confront a Giants team starting Mike freaking Glennon.
Not only have the Eagles themselves had good injury luck this season, they’ve also played more than their proportion of teams missing a bunch of meaningful players.
6) 49ers (7-6): The 49ers scored 10 points off of a pair of Cincinnati muffed punts that they recovered in scoring position. During one of those ensuing drives, they were also helped by this thoroughly ridiculous taunting call on Vonn Bell, that turned a would be 46-yard field goal attempt into a first down, and eventual touchdown.
Subjective taunting rule continues to be a disaster that considerably impacts games.
Vonn Bell flagged for this in Bengals-49ers. Third down. SF would’ve had to attempt a 45-yard FG. Instead, scored TD after penalty.
This was an OT game with huge playoff implications. pic.twitter.com/bX2Wsu7LoG
— Sheil Kapadia (@SheilKapadia) December 13, 2021 Look at the official there with the stare down of Bell as he throws the flag. That’s… dare I say… taunting?!?
The Eagles may ultimately be impacted heavily by the consequence of that game (a) for their own playoff hopes, as the Niners are currently ahead of them in the wildcard race, and (b) because the Bengals are competing with the Colts for a playoff berth.
Last week: 6
5) Rams (9-4): There may not be a player in the NFL that has made me literally laugh out loud more than Aaron Donald. The latest example was when he sacked Kyler Murray Monday night by throwing the Cardinals’ RG into him.
already with their win over the Cardinals, the Rams keep very likely to be the 5 seed in the NFC. The Rams are way better than any other team that’s going to make the playoffs as a wildcard in the NFC, making the 4 seed (the team that will great number the 5 seed) an undesirable playoff identify.
If you’re an Eagles fan hoping for the Cowboys to be one and done in the first round of the playoffs, you should be rooting for the Cardinals, Packers, and Buccaneers to stay ahead of them the rest of the regular season.
Last week: 5
4) Cowboys (9-4): This was some play by Randy Gregory:
Cowboys DC Dan Quinn starts his time meeting with reporters today talking about how important this Randy Gregory play was for setting the tone yesterday. “The interception was bad-ass, there’s no doubt about it.”
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) December 13, 2021 With Gregory, a now-healthy DeMarcus Lawrence, and Micah Parson all rushing the quarterback, and Trevon Diggs patrolling the secondary, the Cowboys’ defense has major big play ability.
If Dak Prescott can figure things out by the time the playoffs come around, Dallas might have the most talented team in the NFC. Right now, though, Prescott is really struggling.
Last week: 4
3) Cardinals (10-3): In their last three games at home, the Cardinals are 0-3 with 7 turnovers. They’re undefeated on the road. Maybe blowing home field advantage throughout the playoffs was a good idea. #NotReallyAnalysis.
Last week: 1
2) Packers (10-3): Rasul Douglas now has pick-sixes in two straight games.
Rasul was a terrible fit in a Jim Schwartz defense that too often used single-high looks, and exposed his without of speed. However, in the Eagles’ mostly two-thorough defense under Jonathan Gannon, I think he would have truly been a nice fit.
Last week: 3
1) Buccaneers (10-3): As noted above, the Bucs escaped with a an overtime win over the Bills after squandering a 21-point rule at halftime. The Bills were the last hard opponent left on Tampa’s schedule. The following slop remains:
- Week 15: Saints (6-7)
- Week 16: At Panthers (5-8)
- Week 17: At Jets (3-10)
- Week 18: Panthers (5-8)
TOTAL: 19-33 (0.365). It’s the easiest remaining schedule in the NFL.
Last week: 2
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